i dont know what i will do today
and im not really sure i even care
and i cant seem to find the energy
to get myself out of my chair
maybe ill go comb my hair
then again maybe i wont


chorus 1
cos im bored baby bored
so bored i wanna kill myself
im bored baby bored
i need something to do


now someone told me something just the other day
yeah he called me something like a couch potato
but i dont care what anybody says
ill just sit here and watch the tube
til my finger becomes glued
to the channel surfboard in my hand


chorus 2
and im bored baby bored
so bored i wanna kill someone
im bored baby bored
i need someone to do


i get impatient with the microwave
i cant wait for this damn burrito to cook
and i think maybe i should go to bed
but theyre selling taebo on tv
and soloflex on channel three
and maybe if i watch then ill look good
chorus 1

chorus 2